Thursday, January 7, 2010

Thursday Thirteen

I have been away for a while, but this is one meme I always enjoyed, and miss.

Thirteen reasons to like getting older

  1. You can enjoy the "Senior Menu"

  2. People hold the doors for you

  3. You can say what you think, and no matter how tacky your comments are, people accept it is because "you're old!"

  4. You don't have to remember names, and can ask "WHO ARE YOU?" repeatedly

  5. You get discounts, everywhere!

  6. Nobody comments on your lack of taste when you wear outlandish outfits.

  7. You never get carded at the bar!

  8. You can change the subject in the middle of a conversation, and people just go along with the flow

  9. You can wear comfortable shoes (sneakers) with everything

  10. You can take naps in the afternoon

  11. Little children like you

  12. You can have selective memory lapses

  13. You can finally get to retire

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